Making Peanut Butter 

Anal sex to the point where it gets all gooshy.

damn bitch, yo ass is making peanut butter!

Making Peanut Butter by Crazy68 May 20, 2010

Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts 

Completely crazy.

Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.

Psychotic.

Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?

Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!

Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts by baywatchpunk November 4, 2010

Chunky peanut butter 

Underlying phrase for someone who loves to be choked during sex

She looks like a girl who loves chunky peanut butter man

Chunky peanut butter by Dswan1234 December 24, 2018

Muck Muck Peanut Butter Top Shelf

In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.

Etymology:

'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.

'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.

'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.

Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"

Crowd: /raucous applause/

Muck Muck Peanut Butter Top Shelf by Romance77 March 4, 2010

a peanut butter 

A name often used to describe guys that have larger breasts than most women.

Joe- "Hey did you hear Petey Doe's new song?"
Bob- "Yea that shits beat, he's a peanut butter."

a peanut butter by trololololololololll April 23, 2014

carrots and peanut butter

This is when a ginger man has a woody and covers it with his partners feces. He then lets his partner have a taste. This person MUST bite the woody, which causes the ginger man to bitch slap his partner and furthermore cock slap him/her. The ginger then samples the carrots and peanut butter.

Dude, I had the freshest carrots and peanut butter last night.

carrots and peanut butter by weeewooo June 26, 2009

Human Peanut Butter 

The dead skin and body oils that get stuck in crevices of commonly used items (ex. video game controller, handheld gaming device, cellphones)

Gamestop employee: "Jesus Christ, that guy just traded in this controller. LOOK AT ALL THE HUMAN PEANUT BUTTER"

*proceeds to scrape out human peanut butter*

Human Peanut Butter by ThisguywhoworksatGamestop November 25, 2010