Puncture Pants

Soft, thin, hipster jogging bottoms worn by triple bases (fit birds)that you could puncture with a dimamond cutter (erection).

Look at those puncture pants!! I could burst a hole in them!

by Phil yer pants Macefield November 20, 2003

cranky pants

A person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and butthurt that they become snippy little children.

Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"

**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**

Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."

"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."

by Anti-wang January 2, 2013

Bummer Pants

Bummer pants:n: Pants worn generally by a female that are so tight that they are damn near impossible to take off when you are trying to start the action of sex hence cockblocking. Bummer pants are sometimes wore on males as well

Jacob: Dude I was totally about to fuck this one chick I met at the concert last night but she had her bummer pants on :O

by LPHAVIK February 27, 2010

UIUC no pants

A website with a collection of photos taken from behind of girls wearing leggings as pants, and showing off their lovely lady lumps, on the University of Illinois campus. A truly embarrassing website to be caught on, but still 4 steps above People of Walmart. Females check this site in the privacy of their own home to appease fears of having been caught themselves.

umbrella, rainboots, sweatshirt, UIUC no pants

by 4.locos.&.a.fish. April 17, 2011

no-pants dance

Having some type of sexual encounter with another person while not wearing any clothes. Usually refers to having sex while naked. Made famous by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance."

by AdamJK12 August 21, 2007

poop the pants

1. A statement which can be used when one has nothing to say and wishes to indulge in a self-conversation.
2. Pooping the pants.

Michael: Poop the pants.

by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004

Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009