One of the dirtiest moves performed during/after sexual intercourse. The Crying Panda requires the man to be on top
and have impeccable timing. As the man reaches climax he pulls out, ejaculating on the woman's stomach at which point he positions his rectum over the area her thighs meet. Then simultaneously he relieves his bowels and and punches her in both eyes. If successful the end result will should remind you somewhat of a crying panda.
and have impeccable timing. As the man reaches climax he pulls out, ejaculating on the woman's stomach at which point he positions his rectum over the area her thighs meet. Then simultaneously he relieves his bowels and and punches her in both eyes. If successful the end result will should remind you somewhat of a crying panda.
Hey, is it alright if I sleep with your ex?
Yes as long as you give her a crying panda when you're finished.
Yes as long as you give her a crying panda when you're finished.
by NakedMan5000 December 23, 2011
When you are receiving oral pleasure and the person delivering the pleasure is crying from the two black eyes you gave them for not doing it right first time.
She was lousy at giving head and after giving her two black eyes I got the Sad Panda onto it. I think the tears really helped
by Muffinateherface July 03, 2017
When a girl is giving you head, right before you blow your load punch her in both eyes. Once both eyes have been sufficiently punched, you then nut all over her face. That way, she has two black eyes and a white face, just like a panda bear.
Steve: Hey man did you get laid last night?
Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.
Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.
by youngcrockett October 27, 2009
A rare mammal which can be seen wondering the streets of Studley. It is very tall and skinny and has yellow goofy teeth.
by Paul November 24, 2003
an anoying asian usually crossing the street at a very slow pase at the wrong f@cking time! (POSSIBLY A COMPUTER GEEK)
by mcmuffin217 October 05, 2008
by Slowpro June 20, 2021
A 'romance' story that ends with no romance, leaving the reader frustrated. Usually it entails the main character moving between different love interests and none are chosen before the story ends. A Peter Panda is named so because of the manga Peter Panda that was such.
Always avoid a Peter Panda if looking for Romance.
Always avoid a Peter Panda if looking for Romance.
by PeterPandaHater November 06, 2011