Berkeley people

A city of people that aren’t real and are part of a simulation

Source:Trust me

Coworker : I met this Berkeley chick and she was talking about politics and it was annoying.

Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?

Coworker: huh?

Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.

by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022

Banana People

A banana person is a person that is a banana that gets horribly sexually degraded by old diabetic Australian men.

Mev fucks banana people.

by Banana People April 19, 2020

Crazy People

People that need to stop being trusting

Note to self: Stop trusting crazy people

by ResidentTrapper July 19, 2021

Strawberry people

A group of people who met at random and became friends instantly. They are often known for being very loud in public. Goes well with banana people.

A group of strawberry people met on the isle of Skye

by Strawberry people February 6, 2022

Can people

People who go through trash cans and recycling bins looking for returnables, usually in order to get enough money for drugs or essentials.

Some goddamn can people made a huge mess of trash all over my driveway and I had to spend all morning cleaning it up.

by wangodango October 9, 2020

tunnel people

A racial term used to describe Vietnamese people. It's origins came from the U.S. war in Vietnam when the Vietcong used tunnels to gain an advantage over the American soldiers.

"Get down! And shut up! There's Damn tunnel people all around us!"

by supersandninja March 6, 2014

Kitchen People

People in the kitchen at any given time

I'm going to take these dishes back downstairs so the kitchen people can have them again.

by JezykaFreak September 10, 2010