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National Ass Clapping Week

June 15-22 . A week when women with junk in the trunk post pictures and videos of their asses while twerking.
Genesis: Did you know it's National Ass Clapping Week?
Tyashia: OMG! I need to post tons of videos and send pictures of myself twerking in a thong (especially to @occuul on ig)!
by ilovewock444 June 14, 2023
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National looking at ass week

A week where anyone can stare at anyone’s ass no questions asked but if you get caught looking at someone’s ass just tell them it’s national looking at ass week
From March 20 to March 27
Me: stares at ass

Girl: wtf are you doing

Me: it’s national looking at ass week
Girl: I’m not asking any questions
by Gang weed affiliated May 20, 2019
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buff every week

sarcatsic way of saying someone is an ugly wretch
Raymond: Blad, lets go to Dane's house
WillyBob: Nah, boss his mum is a buff every week type person and I cant stand being in the same room as her, errr yuck (vomiting)
by Charlie Mcnamara December 10, 2006
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the best week ever

its a show, silly
i love "the best week ever"
um.. it says no definitions found
noooo
its a show, silly
oh
by Oliver June 11, 2004
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Irish week

The length of time it takes for a person or group of people to drink a bottle of whisky.
Les: Dude, how long will it take for you to get over this breakup?

Wes: An Irish week.

Les: How long's that?

Wes: Probably later tonight.
by SwingingGuru June 20, 2013
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3-day-weed-week

The habit to smoke weed only on 3 days a week and with this act defining your personal 3-day-weekend at the same time.

On the other hand it's a rule, which helps stoners to keep 4 productive days to live the creative ideas the weed consumption in the other 3 days gave them.

The rule descents from the seek of balance, the constant lookout for keeping Ying and Yang in whatever sort of equilibrium.

If the rule is applied in a strict way, a day counts as as weed day whenever a first consumption takes place no matter what time of the day it is.
I tried straight edge some time, but now I am doing the 3-day-weed-week.
by LutherBlissett42 September 30, 2022
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National free nut week

Happy National free nut week everybody!
why celebrate that when i have a free nut card?
listen here you little
by thewertyboi November 1, 2019
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