A man-wagon is the car equivalent of a man-purse. A purse is typically only carried by a woman. A man carrying a Pony Express Bag is acceptable. A man carrying anything less than this is not acceptable - as demonstrated my many metrosexuals. A man-wagon is the equivalent of a Soccer-mom driving an SUV, or a woman carrying a purse. So, a man driving a man-wagon is only acceptable if the man-wagon is a truck or 4x4; anything less than this is not acceptable. The archtype man-wagon is a 2005 Dodge Magnum station wagon. Most men driving a Dodge Magnum station wagon also carry a man-purse that is not a Pony Express Bag.
by Paul Grimes February 28, 2006
In a prison cell, prisoners arrange three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. In the middle of this a gang rape can continue for an extended amount of time.
The three teens convicted in the beating and robbery of a 98-year-old woman deserve nothing less than a covered wagon party.
by xut July 15, 2008
P-Winzor of all other vehicles in Logan County, jealous jews often make fun of its large seating capacity which often is filled with their moms. Other jews however like to hate on the wing and wang, they however do not have vehicles of their own, and have to ride the "cheese" wagon. Therefore they use a wagon too.
The wangin wagon p-winz joo !
by owneroftehwagon October 30, 2003
A euphemism for fellatio. A twist of the phrase, "Skin that smoke wagon," from the movie "Tombstone."
by Rob in the 'Hood January 17, 2010
by FxckyouGiovanna July 19, 2014
by Gordon Steward January 06, 2004
The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.
To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.
When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.
All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.
Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.
To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.
When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.
All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.
Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.
by Sickfuckers September 25, 2022