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Mr. I Lagged

That one dumbass who always says he lagged.
Mr. IL: wow I’ve lagged
A: Okay Mr. I lagged
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz May 22, 2023
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Horror Lag Spike

The random quick spike of lag one witnesses at a random point in a horror related game.

Which often indicates the game loading in something that will kill or chase the player.
You never want to see a Horror Lag Spike in games.
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Soul-lag

–noun
a temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after at least 24 hours without sleep dancing to 100 mph soul records.
Following last nights 12 hour soul extravaganza I spent the next few days with soul-lag.
by Soulgirl March 6, 2009
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Lags

A gamers worst nightmare and the single most frustrating thing ever to ruin a video game
by DERP_MASTER April 20, 2017
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guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.
Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Lag?

Short for "Are you lagging too?"

A phrase a person will say in online games if they experience connection problems. After this being asked, the other players will reply "yes" or "no" depending on if they lag too. The point of this is to know if the server they're playing on is having issues or it's the individual player's internet.

If everyone replies"no", you can be sure that your own internet is the problem, however if they reply "yes", it's most likely the server.
Player 1: lag?
Player 2: nope
Player 1: guess my connection just sucks then lol
by February 4, 2019
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Lag Switcher

Usually some limpdick, no-skill loser-scrub who feels the need to intentionally lag the game in order to win. Most commonly used in fighting games and FPS games.
He's definitely a lag switcher, I played against him online and when I was about to beat him and then the game suddenly started lagging when I tried to block his ultimate, he won and left without saying anything.
by Inu_Sensor00 March 21, 2023
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