by marslovesthemoon November 3, 2021
Get the Marsmug. Some white kids that sucks on managers dick to be a manager as well. And their beard don’t connect. And his nouns are gay they/them. He thinks that he’s gonna be some lawyer some day but that’s just his imagination. He is known to girls as the gay best friend and gets no bitches
by Real akinator June 6, 2023
Get the jessie marsmug. I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.
Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025
Get the Mars face maskmug. 1. The fourth planet from the Sun, it's often called the Red Planet because of the planet's red, blood-like, color. Its day is similar to Earth's, about 24 hours, and orbits the Sun once every 687 days. Mars is named after the Roman god of war, the equivalent of Ares.
2. The Roman god of war, the same god as the Greek god of war, Ares. Blood is often associated with Mars/Ares, which is how the Red Planet got its name.
2. The Roman god of war, the same god as the Greek god of war, Ares. Blood is often associated with Mars/Ares, which is how the Red Planet got its name.
1. Mars is the planet for study for most of the Earth's space programs.
2. The Romans loved Mars, mostly because of their warrior spirit. (correct me if I'm wrong)
2. The Romans loved Mars, mostly because of their warrior spirit. (correct me if I'm wrong)
by UltimateFantasyY March 5, 2023
Get the Marsmug. Mars is the most amazing person ever. If you love them they’ll love you right back. This bitch is so pretty, handsome and perfect and is caring, loving and more. (NOT SAIILORMARRS DIE)
by T34RSOFJ0Y October 2, 2021
Get the Marsmug. Mars is a VERY beautiful girl, your lucky to have her. Everyone just thinks about mars 24/7 and cannot wait to talk to them. Mars is a very pretty girl, and will never leave you. She doesn’t care about who you are or why you did something, she’ll love you either way.
You: Hey mars, I think i’m falling in love with you..
Mars: That’s cool. Wanna play minecraft now?
You: Sure-
Mars: That’s cool. Wanna play minecraft now?
You: Sure-
by Nassu February 13, 2021
Get the Marsmug. 