mud island

A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.

I just crapped a mud island.

by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011

dynamic island

The island all iPhone 14 Pro owners are banished to. You can't escape unless you use iPhone 14 Pro's Satellite SOS.

iPhone 13 user: Hey, where did Mark go?

iPhone 12 user: He got banished to the Dynamic Island for owning the iPhone 14 Pro.

by Bunkeringo Jones Sr. September 8, 2022

Cunt Island

Saltspring Island, many large cunt communities.

What a cunt, she must be from Saltspring. That's cunt Island

by anonymous January 17, 2022

short island

creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.

"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".

"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"

"what a little man he is!"

by wujin June 7, 2023

Turd Island

A place of absolute bliss, an oasis if you will…Usually smells like rotten eggs and gas station subs. Only the coolest of the cool can visit here.

The waiting list to get into Turd Island is very long

by Butterscotch daddy July 7, 2022

Big island

A wide man wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Also known as Honolulu

Is big island passed out on the settee?

Has anyone seen big island today?

Big island got fucked last night.

by Bigisland69 December 21, 2020

The Long Islander

The act of ordering two breakfast meals when at a restaurant.

There are too many delicious options on this breakfast menu. I think I’m going to pull the long Islander and order two meals.

by Balboa89 May 4, 2018