Never Nude 

Exactly what it sounds like.

Tobias is a never nude.

Never Nude by titstitstitstitstitstitstits July 29, 2012

Nuderstand 

The act of text-messaging someone nude photographs in an attempt to distract them from the fact that you do not actually care about what they are trying to explain to you. This action is an honest attempt at providing comfort in a form unrelated to resolving the problem at hand. It is a clear form of manipulative sexting.

Chelsea had no choice but to nuderstand when her boyfriend spent 3 hours complaining about his physics professor; she could not take it anymore.

Nuderstand by gunshi the great December 4, 2014

Nudies

Similar to selfies but naked

"Hey girl you look beautiful in your selfies got any sexy nudies"

Nudies by Alrats May 25, 2015

Loose Nukes

1. A category for the uncategorizable
2. An explanation for the unexplainable
3. An excuse for the unexcusable

Thug #1: Yo homes, is Enya considered New Age or Soft Pop?
Thug #2: Who knows g, loose nukes!

Sorority Girl: Katie was totes loose nukes last night at the bar. I'm pretty sure she hooked up with the bouncer...
BFF: OMFG again?... loose nukes, yo!!!

Loose Nukes by Swisscutie April 5, 2009

Elektra-nude 

The act of getting as naked as possible at a burlesque show while still being legally passable.

The burlesque performer was Elektra-nude, sporting only a tiny sparkly merkin and pasties in her final reveal.

Elektra-nude by Mona montague January 13, 2014

nukesterbate 

Masturbating in a radioactive zone seeking the ultimate nuclear pleasure.

Hey, isn't Alexei supposed to be guarding the Chernobyl entrance?
Oh he's probably nukesterbating near one of the radioactive zones.
Isn't it dangerous to nukesterbate?
Yolo

nukesterbate by Santi's Apprentice January 8, 2014

nude picture 

A picture in which a pretty girl, or guy, can be seen naked. Often found in men's magazines, under single mens' pillows, and on teen boys' phones.

A picture of a girl where you can clearly see her breasts, nipples, legs, pussy or booty.

The only artwork ever found in a bathroom.

Boy, to another boy: Dude! Check out this nude picture. She's hot!

I just found a nude picture of my girlfriend on Facebook!

Hey bruh, I got a boner and will be in the bathroom. Ya gotta nude picture for me?

nude picture by Sexy•naked•girl October 22, 2014