A Loz P

The infamous Loz P lurks around street corners of the Scottish central belt, waiting to go mad raj at anyone who dares cross her torrid path. The elusive little critter can often be found nibbling on chicken wings and sipping a can of fizzy diet coca cola. Anyone who dares defy this fiery temptress risks being hacked to death with a machete or hung drawn and quartered from the Clyde bridge. Never one to pass up a delightful beverage of the strongbow persuasion, when the Loz P gets drunk she may succumb to a case of 'Mad Raj'. Or even when she is a as sober as button. Loz P may appear friendly but when derogatory terms are used infront of her (i.e. rug muncher) she is capable of decapitating a man with nothing but a sizzling glare. She has a feminist radar so when misogynistic comments are made a missile is launched which destroys said person. Misogynists beware.

Flatmate one: I'll just leave this here, no one will mind

*A Loz P appears in a cloud of sulphurs smoke and Flat Mate one is melted with her gaze*

by abzindahouse2k13 November 21, 2013

P&G

To make an outrageous legal claim to take de jure ownership, trademark or copyright on something which is clearly not yours to possess.

Proctor & Gamble just tried to P&G “LOL” — WTF?

by Professor Arsegarp August 24, 2018

Caddy P

Ginger nonce

That bloke is such a Caddy P

by Bicboi1003 March 1, 2019

Ricky P.

RickyP is truly the most supreme bottle master there is. After slaving away doing pull-ups and physics, he has reached polishing perfection to the level of "Sargeant Bottle Master 69". I would strongly advise buying his new book: "The Art of Polishing" and tuning into his hit TV show: "Polishing with Parker". He is the one true polishing god, all heil the rikkmeister.

Definition: Ricky P. is a rocket scientist

by TheRikkMeister October 1, 2019

Rancid P

Sunny-D and cheap vodka, guzzled by Baltimore housewives.

That woman at the Ravens game had about 10 Rancid Ps before she vomited down my back

by Fisher666 May 16, 2016

Spicey p

A 6’9 power forward on the Toronto Raptors name pascal siakam

Spicey p is on fire tonight

by EI’m jdjddn December 3, 2019

Mia P

such an artistic person. sometimes moody. such an amazing friend for advice. always there for you, and super duper gorgeous xx

ps. ( a simp for anime boys) ;

everyone needs a friend like mia p

by jbtpz July 31, 2020