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crack noodles

Ramen noodles. The only food found in a crack house. Its what keeps crackheads so lean. Only 25 cents a pack on sale. Not enough money to get even get a mouse high.
Ho, make me some dem crack noodles.
crack noodles by Joemama2 July 17, 2006

noob noodle 

A word for a person that is one extreme higher than the name noob sauce. They aren't worthy of having sauce with them they are just a noob with plain noodles.
noob noodle by Rajiesh January 17, 2008

Romaine noodles

Originated by K. Spelich (one of many unique phrases one might overhear when "speaking Spelich").

Romaine noodles are actually the inexpensive food item known to the rest of the English speaking (and Engrish speaking) population as "rahmen noodles"
"I forgot my lunch today. I wonder if I've got any Romaine noodles in my desk?"
Romaine noodles by R09 May 19, 2009

sweaty noodle 

Someone who is at the gym and has just worked out so much that they are soaked in sweat and hot because of the exercise. Resembling a noodle when it is cooking in a pot of steaming hot water.
Damn, that girl on the tredmil looked good from far until i got closer and noticed she's a straight up sweaty noodle right now.

Dirty Noodle 

A slang term for a slutty gay man.
Tim is such a dirty noodle.
Dirty Noodle by School Vivorum October 31, 2016

Mundane Noodle 

They don’t call it the mundane noodle for nothing