Noob

Amazing player/good player. The modern noob is very good but is often called a noob because he is new.

Wow he’s so good because he’s a noob

by Man-spider16 December 8, 2021

Douche Noob

What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.

*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click

by TheVerdict July 14, 2011

Tactical Noob

Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations

"Tactical Noob Ready For Launcher"
"Charlie, You're our Tactical Noob"
"Tactical Noob Incoming!"

by vert343 September 16, 2018

Christmas Noob

A person who has gotten a gaming console during Christmas and has no idea how to play.

"Are you a Christmas Noob?" "Ready to play with all these Christmas Noobs?"

by iAmNoobGod February 25, 2019

lauren noob cry

makes me very sad. so nasty and agressive. horrible person. made me cry many times. shit at roblox noob gave me the look of bullying don’t add her snapchat

Amy: Omg did you see how nasty lauren noob cry was to her?
Frankie: Yes lets shag

by CuteNiceGirlyGamer639 May 1, 2019

hecking noob

Usually to be toxic online, one might say "hecking noob!" To either joke around or couse a fight with other 9 year olds. This term is mainly used in the roblox community and/or minecraft. By conclusion when someone online says "hecking noob!" the best responses would be "ur mom" or "no u". This will couse the toxic players defeat and you win.... or you can just call them "fat".

Toxic player: you hecking noob!!
You: fat.
Toxic player: (commits not exist)
You: win.

by GoatKing October 8, 2019

Flash-Noob

Is a monster/half-human being the abuses a summoner spelled called flash I league of legends They have 1 - 0 friends in real life and like to eat dirt and mountains? The only thing the find pleasure in is to abuse the summer spell called flash in league of legends. Flash noob is an insult that you only call your worst enemy

You are a flash-noob
Omg you are a flash-noob!
CAn you see that flash-noob!

by The funny troll July 13, 2020