Spring-Cleaning Riddle

A long-con prank pulled on league of legends players. The riddle has no rules, and no meaning.

Erik could not figure out how to solve the spring-cleaning riddle.

by ToeJay November 9, 2020

Chocolate springs

when you have cold hot chocolate and the powder doesnt mix in and is stuck at the bottom

jess; girl i got chocolate springs in my hot chocolate

jeff; damn

by pewdipi June 11, 2017

Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.

"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"

by annataskerlover April 25, 2023

Red Springs

A small town in North Carolina where ain't jack SHIT to do but go somewhere else. Maybe if you grew up there you'd know something or someplace to be but just go push a crackhead over at piggly wiggly. Everyone either stupid rich and trying to hide it or just bum ass poor and living off the sun. One highschool full of the typical snobby bitch kids who think they hot shit or might amount to somethin more than parents burnin they checks on cases of miller and fixin dirt bikes. Everyone knows each other and you wouldn't even remotely recognize em. Town so forgettable they done named the middle and highschool after it, sad. People don't really give a flying fuck what goes on there because they focused more on whats happenin in Pembroke or would rather drive faster to not get the racist stare. Town is secretly segregated but nobody talks bout that, got thunder valley with all the hispanics that don't pay taxes and complain they got dirt roads. We got the hood or whatever they wanna call what's on that side of town. Then there's the middleish area where it's a bit of a mix honestly but they got some money. Don't bother getting your hopes up thinking you can start a business here either you goof, everyone who tried that failed MISERABLY. Sucks is it's a loop there it's always highschool, military or go to RCC and take up some weird shit like cosmetology. Who even uses that degree what?

person 1: hey you been through Red Springs lately?
person 2: where?

person 1: yo you been seen what they added in the springs?
person 2: nah dawg i jus aint been roun there inna folks seem a bit racist

by JameS1321 November 3, 2024

Slavic Spring Mix

When you give your bowl a lite-touch™ of salvia.

"Hey, you wanna smoke some of that Slavic Spring Mix?"

"Let me just grab my Adidas tracksuit ."

by Russian Mexican May 3, 2018

Spring Bake

When you use your Spring Break vacation to get high.

Sally: I can't wait for Spring Bake so I can have time off to get higher than Team Rocket when they blastin off again!

Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!

by taco of wisdom March 10, 2021

Emerald Spring Apartments (The Buff)

Eastside Detroit housing complex, aka “The Buff” or “Buffalo Projects,” originally Charles Terrace. Known for its deep roots in the community and as a launching point for neighborhood crews and local culture.

“Word on the block is everyone from The Buff knows each other—Emerald Spring Apartments (The Buff) ain’t just housing, it’s history.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025