russian puppy

the process of having a three way with your girlfriend and your pet.

Hey girl I loved the Russian puppy we got

by Silverponyfucker December 19, 2016

Russian-Jewish

When you look up someone famous on Wikipedia, like an actor, and check their early life.
Every. Single. Time.

Wikipedia, Early Life
John Smith was born to parents of English, Irish, German, Hungarian-Jewish, Polish-Jewish and Russian-Jewish descent.

by KockaKola December 23, 2021

Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.

My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".

by iadas August 14, 2011

Russian Blanket

The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.

Hey man, can you give me some vodka? I'm freezing and need a Russian Blanket

by Vladimir_Putin December 31, 2012

Russian Clap

The act of someone who has big balls taking the skin of the testicles and lifting them over the lover's mouth and the lover blowing on the balls.

He gave me the best russian clap I've had in months!

by Jake tyking April 10, 2011

Russian Fartlette

A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!

Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.

Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?

Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!

by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014

Russian poker

A Russian roulette variant where players take turns aiming and pulling the trigger of the revolver at each other, rather than at their own heads.

In 1946, a teenager was convicted of second-degree murder when he killed his friend in a game of Russian poker.

by Jholder15 January 25, 2019