Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Nine-Side

The act of throwing a small, hard object, preferably a nine-sided die at one's exposed toes, in the hopes of hitting the knuckle of the toe, inciting a rather painful experience on the victim.

Guy 1: "NINE-SIDE" Proceeds to throw the die at his friends toe.
Guy 2: "OMG!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT SHI*"

by TheMan1211 January 14, 2011

Titsty nine

When two girls simultaneously suck on each others tits by getting into an offset 69 position.

When I mess around with another girl, I prefer to start out with titsty nine, then slide down into sixty nine.

by Licalatapus September 07, 2022

The back nine

(AU/NZ) When you sink 9 cones in a row.

Hey bro, do you reckon we could finish the back nine?

by June 26, 2021

california nine

A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.

Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?

by Nome de Guerre July 08, 2014

eight eyed sixty nine

When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas

patrick and nancy are in the other room giving the eight eyed sixty nine

by sack o' potatoes May 25, 2011

Nine Windows

Nine Windows is a collaborative project between Kid Drama & DJ Trace.

Nine Windows is fookin insane m8, Kid Drama and DJ Trace together in a fookin studio m8! Drum and Bass man, you gotta check it oot m8!

by weelittleman September 14, 2023