I tried opening a new bank account yesterday at Wells Fargo. Wells Fargo is a murder in the ass. They constantly lock my account if I get my password wrong more than twice and I can’t fix it until I call or go into one of there branches.
by OrangeCandyBar April 26, 2022
Get the A Murder in The Assmug. So when I don't give a shit about people dying, me bad... When you don't give a shit, you good? Right? Like, to do this to me you have to violate some of your own moral presuppositions... So, how are you not petty desperate people taking your lack of control out on a dissident? Like, controlling women's body wrong but controlling my mind and life not wrong? How are you 'good?'
Hym "This is exactly why I don't feel bad about your kids getting murdered, by the way. Your collective response the CEO murder is illuminating though... I would wager... That whether or not you identify with the CEO determines whether or not you're apathetic about his death. The same could be said about the Jordan Neely death... And here I am in the strange position of identifying with BOTH! Do you ever actually reconcile with the limitations of your own empathy? This is what I meant when I said you're incapable of being the thing you need to be to defeat me..."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
Get the CEO Murdermug. 
Warning: This contains information on the psychopath we like to call, Boba Murderer. Boba was born on March 23rd, Boba has a very wild personality. Being the simp she is, she has a history of being a flirt in her real life school. Boba has threatened to break my ankles at least 200 times. Boba loves doing anything DreamTeam Related!! Her hobbies include: Binge watching minecraft manhunt, drawing, listening to music, annoying me, and playing minecraft! She likes calling me gay alot, i just don't mind and try to ignore it.
POTATO: "BOBA MURDERER, NEW YOUTUBER HUH?"
BOBA: "I LEGIT MOVED CHANNELS- YOU WERE THERE!?"
POTATO: "HEYSHUTUPIMANIDIOT-
BOBA: "I LEGIT MOVED CHANNELS- YOU WERE THERE!?"
POTATO: "HEYSHUTUPIMANIDIOT-
by PurplePotatoXD YT October 6, 2020
Get the Boba Murderermug. Blue balls for the potential murderer. When you really want to kill someone, but you just can't for some reason. Weakness, not owning a gun, fear of the consequences, etc.
Johnny really wanted to pull a Virginia Tech at his college, but his dad had gotten rid of the family gun a few years back. Looks like he'd be stuck with murder balls.
by Double_A January 26, 2011
Get the Murder ballsmug. Murder house mistress is a fellow tiktoker who makes many videos of ahs not only are they a really big fan of American horror story but they are also married to Evan Peters
by 7 wonders March 27, 2021
Get the murder house mistressmug. Person 1: Dude i fucking hate my mom i should murder her
Person 2: Go to jail pls get away from me go away omg stop get away im scared why are u breaking into my house pls dont hurt me
Person 2: Go to jail pls get away from me go away omg stop get away im scared why are u breaking into my house pls dont hurt me
by I wanna commit arson April 1, 2022
Get the Murdermug.