Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.
Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...
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Get the Cuttin' Muffins mug.An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s used by straight women (or homosexual men) to describe a man who is 'hot as f*ck!' (well to them anyways).
Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.
The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.
Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.
The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.
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Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"
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Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."
Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.
Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"
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Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."
Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.
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Get the Penis Muffin mug.Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating (GSCVC), or "honey muffin'", as it is more commonly known, is the ritualistic smothering of the vagina (or "muff") in honey or a similar sugary substance (thereby creating a "honey muff"), in order to attract flies. This is where the saying "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar" comes from, since vaginas smell like vinegar without the honey. This practice dates back to the time when humans were plants, and reproduced via the woman being "pollinated" by sperm that was painstakingly placed on flies by the male of the species.
Tronfo: ... So the missus has been reading these "new age" sexual intercourse technique books.
Ragtish: Aren't they outlawed by NIRC?
*Ragtish adjusts his spectacles*
Tronfo: Yeah...
But...
*Distant laser-gun fire echoes*
*Tronfo gasps, but then quickly settles again*
Tronfo: There's this one thing she did. "Honey muffin'", it's called. You smear honey all over her hoo-ha, and it attracts flies, which act sort of like a free Vibratron 4000, or 5000, even, maybe. The honey also smells pretty good, and it slightly distracts you from the stench of all the dead bodies.
Ragtish: What you've described sounds like a sexualised perversion of the age-old practice of Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating - GSCVC for short. But speaking of dead bodies, the killinators got Charlton yesterday. He was out scrounging for strawberry jam and didn't hear them coming up behind him over the sound of his jam detector.
Tronfo: Poor guy.
Ragtish: Aren't they outlawed by NIRC?
*Ragtish adjusts his spectacles*
Tronfo: Yeah...
But...
*Distant laser-gun fire echoes*
*Tronfo gasps, but then quickly settles again*
Tronfo: There's this one thing she did. "Honey muffin'", it's called. You smear honey all over her hoo-ha, and it attracts flies, which act sort of like a free Vibratron 4000, or 5000, even, maybe. The honey also smells pretty good, and it slightly distracts you from the stench of all the dead bodies.
Ragtish: What you've described sounds like a sexualised perversion of the age-old practice of Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating - GSCVC for short. But speaking of dead bodies, the killinators got Charlton yesterday. He was out scrounging for strawberry jam and didn't hear them coming up behind him over the sound of his jam detector.
Tronfo: Poor guy.
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Get the honey muffin' mug.The physical act whereby the male, with aid of lubricant (frequently sweat) , performs intercourse with the folds of skin which hang over a woman's low-rise jeans.
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