attempted murder

When your girlfriend breaks up with you so she can fuck other guys, but fails miserably and gets back with you. same concept as having a shitty life, attempting murder, then living in prison.

"Bro, I told you she is just gonna attempted murder you"
"But her eyes are so pretty"
"SHE'S FAT NOW BRO, MOVE ON."

by Joint Roller 04’ July 10, 2018

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murder

1. n. - something, especially marijuana, that is of very high quality and very potent, often beyond dank. Top-of-the-line bud. That ridiculous bud. Bud that murders ones brain

Yo I just got some new bud in and its some straight-up 'murder'!

by originaljt$ June 21, 2010

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medder

Term used in Bahamian dialect, mostly on the Family Islands like Eleuthera and Cat Island meaning "mess with" "get involved" "get entangled" "fool around" "bother"

"I don't like to medder up with all kinda people"

"Don't medder with people (chirren)"

"Why you think she medderin up in their business."

by tingumdem January 7, 2006

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murder butt

Death by any function of the anus.

Dude, roll down the window! You totes have murder butt!

by nicky stewart August 5, 2009

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Fox Mulder is an FBI agent played by David Duchovny and constitutes one half of the X-Files's investigative team alongside Dana Scully. Nicknamed "Creepy Mulder" for his obsessive pursuit and investigation of paranormal phenomena and conspiracy theories. Believes his sister was abducted by aliens when he was a child; this is the driving force behind his investigations. Very intelligent and well-read. Is most often the leader of the pair, despite Scully's cold pragmatism. Kicks all kinds of ass.

Fox Mulder is the man with the plan when there are little green men around or lights in the sky.

by Jsalas May 27, 2006

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