morning blast off

masturbating immediately after you wake up in the morning

I had a huge boner in the morning so i commenced my morning blast off

by wibbles33221 October 15, 2010

Morning Hole

When you wake up in the morning and you realise that your butthole is very sore.

Jimmy: Timmy, why are you walking funny?

Timmy: I'm still feeling the Morning Hole.

by Dwight001011010011 March 2, 2011

Morning Bun

The act of leaving a surprise poopie on the adjacent pillow of your one night stand, so that they may roll over onto it or wake up next to it, and you are gone.

Example 1: After very bad sex last night, Bryan decided to leave his one night stand a morning bun.

Example 2: Chelsea was rudely awaken after her face rolled over onto the the morning bun left on her pillow, by the guy she had met the previous night.

by ACTUALLYY September 1, 2011

Morning Person

A supernatural being that can get up as early as they want and still be able to be productive

Jane: i think John is a morning person
Gale: he is really productive in the morning, I think you’re right.

by Some random person or somethin November 20, 2017

Morbiusly obese

A term that describes one who has morbid obesity, and is also a really big Morbius fan.

Guy 1: I'm telling you, man. He really did say "It's Morbin' Time" in the movie!
Guy 2: I know this is off-topic, but how much do you weigh?
Guy 1: Uh, at least 300 pounds I think?
Guy 2: I think you're morbiusly obese.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022

Christmas Morning Effect

when someone is highly anticipating something that is to occur the next morning; but to reach that morning they first must sleep through the night, resulting in their waking several hours earlier than normal. sometimes trouble falling asleep out of excitement is associated with this effect.

often experienced by children on christmas morning, teenagers on hopeful snow days, and adult males the night before their hot date with the girl in 6c.

Facebook Status:

5:11 AM - WOOOOOO NO SCHOOL BITCHES!!!!

5:14 AM - why you up so early bro?

5:16 AM - why YOU up so early bro? it's the christmas morning effect! comin over later? mad black ops all day?

by jimmpage44 April 19, 2011

[Cold] [Sunday] [Morning]

The act of ejaculating over the body of a female on a saturday night, then stripping her of her clothes, cash, and phone, and finally throwing her out the door.

Bill takes a girl home on saturday night, Screws her and cums all over her naked body. Then he throws her out the front door.She will most definaely be having a "Cold Sunday Morning"!

by jizzyd101 January 29, 2009