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mofongo

A word used by those who do not speak Spanish meaning Mother Fu&*%!
Albert is such a mofongo.
by kertoast June 12, 2006
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Mongo

The name plaved on the Downies who reside in a large casino/*shaft* near Palm Springs in The Sovereign Nation of Mongo.
If you live in the Sovereign Nation of Mongo (Morongo), does that make you a Mongoloid? ..says Chris. No, says April... This makes you a Downie.
by Chris Klink April 15, 2006
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mongolian chimny sweep

when a guy shits in a girls ass hole and then the guy scoops that shit out and she eats the shit he shat.
i wanted to take a shit but i was super kinky horney at the same time so i gave her a mongolian chimny sweep.
by teri August 30, 2008
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mongoosed

To experience overwhelming feelings of amazement, astonishment surprise, happy shock, dumbfounded-ness, flabbergasted-ness...at the sight of a mongoose... or other people, places, or things that bring about such feelings described above.
I was mongoosed when I happened upon a one-eyed, albino, and rabid hamster in my path on the way to bible study.
by Jill Abell March 29, 2008
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MongoStudMuffin

The StudMuffin is a Texas Urban Legend. He is purported to possess stellar charm, a rozor-sharp wit and a magnetic personality that is irrestible to women. Mongo is the title of the leader of the StudMuffin clan. Usually the StudMuffin is sighted in and around South Texas.
"That guy is too smooth. He must think he's the MongoStudMuffin!"
by LWS57 July 30, 2008
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mongolian throat singing

When someone takes a crap and picks the corn and nuts out then is shoved down an unsuspecting victims throat making them sing
I got a video of a sub Mongolian throat singing and put it on worldstar
by Meeter haesh August 3, 2016
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mongo

The action of using three outstretched fingers (most commonly the middle, ring and pinky finger)and sliding across the top of another individuals head and or hair in a hard forceful manor. Mongos are used to express hate towards a person or just to administer great pain or anguish to another being.
I hate that ar-tard so much I mongoed him and his fat head started to wimper
by Tom (redpill) November 10, 2007
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