Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion

Man I gave my wife her first “Mississippi taint touch” and she loved it!!

by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023

Mississippi kite

A black man handing from a tree.

Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.

I was going for a walk through a small town and came across a tree full of Mississippi kites.

by Shlingdaddy February 14, 2024

Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

mississippi hot waffle

When you shit on someone’s stomach and push it down with a tennis racket

I’m going to give him a Mississippi hot waffle

by Johnathan weisbart February 18, 2022

Mississippi snowball

When a man cums in a girls mouth and she spits it into another girls vagina.

Joe, Jane, and Susan performed a Mississippi Snowball so that they would not be in violation of the Mississippi “Conception Begins at Erection” Act.

by Mississippi Snowballer January 24, 2025

Mississippi hat

It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head

“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”

by Kaleidoscope buttons March 22, 2023

Mississippi Train

When you live in Mississippi and your cousins come into town for a family reunion and you run a train on each other.

I went to this family reunion one time with my buddy, everyone started to run a Mississippi train on each other so obviously I had to join in.

by Ilikebigbootybishes May 2, 2019