Maximum Ride

A fictional story book with no literary value whatsoever and complex plot that makes no sense. Set in first-person by the main character who is the zealous, bothersome, irritating Max, the book is a stain of the English language.

You’ll like it if you like the sentence “I’ll kick their stupid butts” repeatedly.

"Ok, I'm not the best cook in the world. Though I can still kick your butt so don't you forget it." - Maximum Ride.

by AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY October 22, 2009

Fiat maximalist

Someone who wants to work their entire lives in exchange for toilet paper ( government currency )

"wow look at that guy, he's been scrubbing toilets all of his life"

"yeah, he's a fiat maximalist, he believes stonks, gold and bitcoin are a scam"

by newjesus August 20, 2020

Maximillian Syndrome

uncontrollable fucking up of public and or private places

usually offsetted by the presence of other people.

You will know who did it because there will be loud screaming, general chaos and other horrible, horrible things. DO NOT LET HIM NEAR YOUR HOUSE OR ANYTHING YOU OWN. EVER.

"AH MY GOD MY ROOM! IT WAS CLEAN 5 SECONDS AGO"

-looks to friend playing xbox-
"YOU MAXIMILLIAN SYNDROME BASTARD!"

by EvilBearsInTheForest! October 4, 2011

Maximillian

Someone who secretly wets the bed

Person1: did maximillian have a wet dream?

Maximillians Mum: no Maximillian wets the bed.

by Hi i December 4, 2019

Maximillian

Very very very annoying smelly and weird. If you know the Maximilian I am sorry for you.

A defining feature of Maximillian is they are annoying

by 98839jett November 23, 2021

maximum pimping

Whenever something is truly awesome.

That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

Maximos

Maximos is that gay friend. When he laughs so much he starts to cry and turn really red. He watches some anime but not much. He has a cool big sister who can turn you into a frog with a snap. He has boring hair and wears contacts. He has the mindset of an 8 year old and will kick your shins. He likes to cover his pants in mud. He is a MInecraft noob though.

Person 1: Is that Maxi?
Person 2: Yup
Maximos: Have you called my gay presence younglings?
Person 1 and 2: OMG ITS MAXIMOS

by shinytoes6969 April 5, 2020