Master-Blasterbation

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.

Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?

by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012

Master Webster

When you really have to take a shit bad and you plan to just dominate the toilet, perhaps even in a way that may even crack the porcelain.

Oh man, that mexican food isn't agreeing with me, I have to go take a master webster

by gr8whiteheight March 14, 2011

Griddy master

A Griddy master is a man so powerful even god cant beat him

Person 1# how did he split the earths core
Person 2# ahh thats because he is the griddy master
Person 1# should i be scared

Person 2# no he is here to protect us form zesty people

by why me! May 10, 2023

zaza master

a professional zaza (drug) enthusiast

neko is such a zaza master
that hot chick zoe is definitely a zaza master

by urbanduck_ September 19, 2023

onion master

An all feared and respected man who chooses the fate of onions

At that factory over there lives the almighty onion master

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021

Master Roller

A master roller is Lando callerisean in starwars battlefront 2, since he has infinite rolls and can beat every single Darth lord

My oh my, theres no way I'm going to be able to beat the master roller in action

by Sha'Gi October 16, 2019

master-Bates

a funny yet iconic nickname for someone with the last name “Bates” who has a good sense of humor.

ethan: “aye you know bates?”

marissa: “you mean master-Bates? yea i know her”

by sugardaddynumber7 December 14, 2020