go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 29, 2021

kid marks

After male and or female have unprotected sex anally. While wearing underwear leaves traces of sperm and fecal materials in the underwear.

I love washing Johns underwear; he gets the nicest kid marks.

by DADDYFURR October 5, 2021

Sparky Marky

A loser who doesn't mind his own business also a man who does not get loved by his wife

That guy right there he's a Sparky Marky

by anonymous February 2, 2022

Zack Marks

Thejas’s sex toy

Wow Zack Marks looked tired after Thejas was done with him

by JoesphStalinsDaddy March 10, 2022

Ja'markus

Ja'markus's are the gayest mfs ive ever met. (gay in a good way though not some weird furry way) hes funny, but absolute ass at math. He goes my marky, jamarky, marker, jmarkiki, and sharron when hes in a silly goofy mood. He also has a cursed tiktok fyp if u know him yk what I mean.

person 1 : "Ja'markus is so gay"
person 2: "duh"

by suchasillysnake March 11, 2022

Bad Markus

Someone who didn't think you could add words to urban dictionary

"You're being a bad Markus right now, just because it's on urban dictionary doesn't mean it's true"

by Lexamatick March 17, 2022

X Marks The Spot

A new definition I made that I want to popularize: When a football / soccer player scores ten goals in a match it should be called X Marks The Spot

Recently a soccer female player scored ten goals for England

Vivianette: That's an X Marks The Spot

by JDR_96 April 9, 2022