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toronto maple leafs

The most loved yet hated team in the NHL. Most haters are usually jealous of the popularity the leafs'and their fans have. (Just remember) that the leafs hold the second most stanley cups in the league. haters tend to IMMEDIATELY jump in with "no cups since '67", "they suck", "they're too old" or other immature, insightful and hilarious comments. HA!
There are a lot other teams who suck a lot more than the leafs, so why don't all you haters go waste your life and obsess over that? Oh right, it's because you're jealous of the LEAFS. No one hates "losers" that much. Get a life. GO LEAFS GO!!
by TuckerLover July 14, 2004
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Maple Ridge

A meathod of passing a joint between two people. It is performed when the marijuana cigarette is small and thus it must be past by pressing the people's two thumbs together. After the small joint is past, the passee says "Maple Ridge". This is inspired by the Rural Western Canadian town of Maple Ridge where there are massive amounts of grow-ops.
You dropped the joint! You should have pulled a Maple Ridge.
by Seth Perry April 13, 2006
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Mappy Birthmas

A generic greeting used for those (un)fortunate enough to have their birthday on December 25. Usually followed by: "I would've gotten you two presents, but..."
Person 1: Hey man, Mappy Birthmas!

Person 2: Aw thanks dude! Now, what did you get me? *evil stare*

Person 1: Well, I would've gotten you two presents, but...

Person 2: Ugh! This happens every year!
by Aussie Rhys December 24, 2009
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google maps zoom-in

A way to measure how big or important any given town is, by counting the number of times you must zoom in on Google Maps before the town's name becomes visible. Abbreviated as a GMZI.
New York City is 3 "google maps zoom-in"s
by ilovethecoloryellow August 6, 2011
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Alaskan Maple Hose

When a man and a woman cover their pubic hair in maple syrup and have intercourse while the woman eats a stack of pancakes. Before climax, the man wraps his penis in bacon and shoves it in his partner's mouth while making a loud moose sound. After finishing, he throws a cup of ice in his partner's face and slaps her behind with a raw chicken.
Bro I totally gave her an alaskan maple hose last night.
by Potatobro1 July 26, 2016
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MapleFag

Retard fags on CEF (Cheat Enging Forum) Who think ticking a few things and running a program is actual hacking.
MapleFag 1: plz halp, i tick meso hack and drop but I dont get money.

MapleFag 2: plz share script and I will help.
by Negima January 14, 2008
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maplestory

the game that ex-runescape players play when they get tired of runescape. its that much better...
"do you play runescape?"

"not any more, maplestory is way better. i remember playing runescape. it sucked badly."
by notaznbutmexi-Can March 18, 2009
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