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Also known as Anna Kitagawa, she is the one and only 2014 Trek Madone SLR 7 Gen 7. Ultegra Di2 with ultra aero frameset and deep section elementnumbersix wheels, she is Extremely Aerodynamic and lovable Aero MTB. Coming in 420mm drop bars with zero flare, 23mm tires, full suspension from FOX Factory (0mm front and back), and mechanical rim brakes, she makes the perfect bike for that local downhill MTB trail, best of all she is from the best off road cycling plant, Trek Road Bicycles.
Also known as Anna Kitagawa, she is the one and only 2014 Trek Madone SLR 7 Gen 7. Ultegra Di2 with ultra aero frameset and deep section elementnumbersix wheels, she is Extremely Aerodynamic and lovable Aero MTB. Coming in 420mm drop bars with zero flare, 23mm tires, full suspension from FOX Factory (0mm front and back), and mechanical rim brakes, she makes the perfect bike for that local downhill MTB trail, best of all she is from the best off road cycling plant, Trek Road Bicycles.
NRML MTBer: now Trek, seems like you dont produce MTBs
Trek: we got Marin Kitagawa, a aerodynamic...
NRML MTBer interupts: nah, cool MTB. alr, lets shread that black diamond trail, Marin!
Marin: bruh, i am a roadbike.
NRML: nah, dosn't matter.
after the ride
NRML: owwwwwch my ass bro.
Trek Bike Staff: told you.
Trek: we got Marin Kitagawa, a aerodynamic...
NRML MTBer interupts: nah, cool MTB. alr, lets shread that black diamond trail, Marin!
Marin: bruh, i am a roadbike.
NRML: nah, dosn't matter.
after the ride
NRML: owwwwwch my ass bro.
Trek Bike Staff: told you.
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by bigsockdocklock December 13, 2018
The prime minister of Finland, Sanna Marin, is actually a sauna marine in disguise. He is on a mission to provide more saunas to the globe.
by 🅰️ January 17, 2022
by Meeps weeps January 11, 2022
She is a beautiful girl. She has sparkling green eyes and pretty brown hair. She’s the smartest person I know, amazing at math. She could get any guy she wants. I love her. ❤️
by Abcdefg_603 February 10, 2022
United States Marine Instructor, in the state of south carolina. BY the, Rank Insignia of the U.S. Marine Corps. Gunnery sergeant aka Gysgt the movie starring sean connery " THE ROCK " as a United States Color Guard. Staff Sergeant by the Name of ANTHONY CUEVAS, USMC. In the u.s. armed forces & u.s. military service. In the u.s. Reconnaissance Marines and u.s. Special Operations aka Special Ops. Department of the u.s. navy, Dept of Defense & Department of the u.s. veterans affairs. From Department of the u.s. foreign affairs. United States of America.
Marine Instructor of the u.s. mcjrotc. From the united states marine corps at 1-800-marines or www.mcjrotc.marines.mil
by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson January 09, 2023
Marine is a very sweet girl with a huge sense of humor.
She is sensitive but won't hesitate to stand for you.
Marine is an amazing friend who will always be there for you when you need it.
Marine is someone who works very hard to achieve her goals.
She is sensitive but won't hesitate to stand for you.
Marine is an amazing friend who will always be there for you when you need it.
Marine is someone who works very hard to achieve her goals.
by imrd January 30, 2020