Cum Lover

If you feel a man break away from you after sex, even after he’s been telling you beautiful things, then you’ve been with a “Cum Lover.”

He’s your lover when he’s about to cum, but when he’s not charged up sexually, he doesn’t have those same feelings.

Pay attention to what a man says over the course of a day when you’re not having sex. Men's real feelings come out after the sex.

He seemed so into me and affectionate but I haven't heard from him since we had sex last week...
...Girl, he's just a Cum Lover and hollers at you when he wants sex.

by porcelain_dame May 6, 2018

Lazy Lover

One who doesn't do anything to add to a sexual experience. The only thing he lifts is his prick. Then wonders why female can't cum.

Nan is a bed potato when we fuck. Cum? Yeah, he's a lazy lover. Boring!

by Wisewillow August 18, 2019

Sore Losers

A team that cries every time they lose.

The San Diego Chargers are sore losers. They cry and make up excuses after every game they play against the New England Patriots.

by Perfect Team January 21, 2008

Certified Lover Boy

noun
*derogatory*

A whore

"Yeah I got with her...I guess I'm just a certified lover boy..."

"No, you're a whore."

by jixxcuit September 4, 2021

Loverboy

80's band made famous for their hit single "Pig and Elephant DNA Just Won't Splice"

You can't splice pig and elephant DNA. Haven't you ever heard that song by "Loverboy"?

by Cbuc December 28, 2005

GRob Lover

A fan of a college football team who overlooks facts proving a head coach to be terrible, supporting the coach with a passion instead because the coach is a good guy and/or they hated the previous coach so much. Many times an athletic department employee or a family member or friend of the coach. Originated from a portion of the Syracuse Orange fan base that supports Greg Robinson, who is statistically on track to go down as one of the worst head coaching hires of all time. In general, a person who needs to learn the game.

Syracuse was close to firing Greg Robinson and getting back on track until all of the GRob Lovers flooded the media with praise. Now, they have to look ahead to another 10 loss season.

by Dr. Sideline August 3, 2008

Lovership

A word to describe two people who are more than friends, but due to certain circumstances cannot be dating. It is in fact not a childish word, but an educated well thought out mature word.

Walter: "Hey Brah whats going on between Maggie and Bob? Are they just friends or are they dating?"

Jo-Jo: "Nah Brah there neither, there in a lovership."

by BoBo Fett1 March 14, 2011