Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019

Lost Knife

once known as Icedknife

Lost Knife used to be Icedknife a cool kid turnt cold

by Say heyyyyyyy April 27, 2022

lost in a wardrobe

Having such poor directional or navigational skills whether out walking or driving that you could literally get lost if you stepped in to an empty wardrobe

“Julie have you got any ideas where we are?”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”

by TheAntiDote2019 January 15, 2023

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

lost gravvity

A True Grave Digger..The VERDANSK Legend…The Astronaut… A can’t miss player with a skill set to match 😈

“Aye did you see lost Gravvity’s new stream?”

“Hell yeah dudes a beast fr”

by Lostgravo October 11, 2021

Lost Guardian

A person who was a good person, until they had a traumatic or unreasonable event that made them snap to a point where their personality has made a second person in their mind who is evil.

I don't understand, why do you have to be such a a Lost Guardian. Tell your other personality to cool it.

by CentralBeing December 19, 2023

lost and find

An item taken from the lost and found that was not yours originally.

Check these sunglasses! What a great lost and find!

I was looking through the lost and found for a shirt I lost but I got this sweet lost and find instead.

by The guy in your old clothes. April 7, 2009