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Muddy lizard

After anal sex the man pulls out his dick and has a line of excrement on top to seem like the top of a lizard, or muddy lizard
My girl gave me a hand job even after I pulled out and had a muddy lizard
by Notorious1 July 8, 2012
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lizard tail

a dump (shit) that results in a green tinted lumpy long piece of poop, gennerally caused by consumming a large variety of green organic material (in other words, vegitables and such)
dude 1: look at the size of that!

dude 2: say isnt it called a lizard tail ?

dude 3: i dont know, but hell, lemme get some of that!

dude 1: wait we all can get some, i gots to go some more!
by heh? August 11, 2007
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lot lizard

In car dealership terms. A customer walking around browsing at cars that doesn't plan on buying.
Person A - Do you have a buyer?
Person B - No, just a couple of lot lizards.
by Chris Russell October 25, 2003
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linear algebra

some bullshit that a random mathematician decided to pull out of their ass one day.
fuck linear algebra. everyone hates linear algebra.
by scream0966 May 28, 2023
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lot lizard

I ain't gonna buy shit from you, lot lizzard
by The Munson February 27, 2004
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Linear

Linear means “go kill yourself

It is a common slang word in bullying used so teachers and most people don’t do anything about it so the bully doesn’t get in trouble because teachers and most people don’t know what it means.
Boy: Hey Amy!
Amy: what
Boy: Linear

*amy tells her teacher and her teacher looks up what the word means*
Teacher: it just means eyeliner he’s not saying anything mean, he’s saying your beautiful! Don’t worry about it :)

*the boy continues to say “Linear” to Amy every single day and now She has thoughts of killing herself with no one to help her and make the boy stop*
by Satanbaby666 May 13, 2020
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Lizard Brain

The disconnection one feels from being in a state of lacking (typically physical needs that throw off homeostasis) in times when needed to perform.
Hunger, fatigue, dehydration and other symptoms in the body can lead to feeling like a basking lizard on a rock.
Signs of Lizard Brain include but are not limited to: disconnected speech, idle thinking and stillness, stumbling on words, intense desire to hunt for food or water, prolonged closing of one's eyes yet staying awake, and being drawn to warmth. Signs typically improve after acquiring one's needs and the ability to focus on the task at hand returns.
"Dude, I drank way too much last night and I am really out of it today."
"Go get some water to shake off that lizard brain. You are obviously thirsty and we need to get this project submitted."
*one trip to the water fountain later*
"Alright, thanks. I needed that. What's next?"
by SilentHound216 February 19, 2021
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