sidewalk licker

A person/pigmey mammal that slurps liquid substances off of sidewalks and roads, occasionally they may lick subway turnstiles

Jeff was a gross Sidewalk Licker before he went to rehab

by AShrekle February 8, 2018

Fish Licker

Someone who always has really bad breath. It’s said that they lick fish and that’s how their breath gets so bad

Jerry: Steve, I think my wife is a fish licker

Steve: how come?
Jerry: she kissed me thing morning and I almost projectile vomited on the kids

by The Cheesemaster April 22, 2021

Dog Licker

A person that says "it's alright, it won't hurt you" as they allow their disobedient, unleashed sabre-tooth dog to run up to you

"You dog licker, get your mutt away from my child"

by Blackslug November 19, 2020

Noodle licker

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks

After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.

by DirtyDenimDawn May 15, 2018

Wall Licker

A person that spends extreme amounts of time observing materials and shaders in video games to recreate them.

"Check out the detail normals on the gloves!"
"You're such a wall licker."

by Special-C September 1, 2022

Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.

Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"

by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016

Lithium licker

Someone whose profession/fetish is to lick lithium batteries or lithium itself ( probably dead ), after gives a rating from 0 to 10 on their experience and giving a deep description.

Bartholomew: What happened to Dave?
Doctor: He got a third-degree burn on his tongue because he is a Lithium licker
Bartholomew: Why?
Dave: "It's tasty"*dies*

by lithium-lover August 24, 2022