Leo

Leo is a smart, handsome guy. They are great companions and love to analyze the smallest details in people. They find pleasure and comfort in the complexity of the world. If you have one as a companion, they are extremely kind to you. They can help you even in the most tricky situations, since they know all about social interaction, and human tendencies. There were a lot of them in ancient Greek and Roman civilization, but they have recently been dwindling in numbers due to the fact that they die within 3 hours of contact to all forms of stupidity and ignorance. Recent studies show their species are that of one big hive mind, and their central nervous system is based off of an Ultra-Leo. Leos refer to this being as an Übermensch or God, as did most of the people when he first appeared in 1 AD in Bethlehem. the local peoples of this town confused his name with their native tongue, and as such gave him the name of Jesus. He was eventually killed, but since he is reportedly immortal, he is rumored to still be alive to this day. He has never been seen since. Despite this, most Leos supposedly bear a resemblance to him, specifically in the unusually long length of their hair. The location of this Ultra-Leo has yet to be found. Leo's are also relativity funny and never afraid to take on bets and crack a joke, although their humor is rarely understood by anyone other than themselves. Overall, they are generally an astounding people.

Legend states that if you use "Leo" in a sentence, you will forever have good luck.

by Inquiry.MATRIX September 30, 2020

Leo

Leo’s r ugly pricks they’re all bastards but some times they ain’t bad u will have some good moments but on the whole they’re all pussy hair bastards. They’ve good round feminine batties and you might see them with they’re hair in a bun and with the female friends. They often kiss the kids in the dorms on trips or their husband while they are sleeping.

Look it’s a wild Leo in his natural habitat he’s so ugly

by Ur nan’s Uncle July 15, 2019

Leo

Leo is the name of my blue eyed boy he is kind and caring and a real mammas boy . By Nina Flynn his loving mother x

Leos are mammas boys

by Soundbender November 23, 2021

Leo

Fakeness incarnate. Usually found hiding in grass. Will hiss at you and lie to your face.

As we were camping we spotted a wild Leo in the grass, hissing at a Bryan. Nature is beautiful!

by Nostradanish August 5, 2019

Leo

Dirty islander monkey from Dominican republic that holds his testicles all day until 12am in Dominican standard time to complete the shitty wordle of the day and tell the gc his fake ass scores with his tired ass black michael jackson pfp all because he has nothing better to do on his slowly sinking island.

Leo: Oh todays Wordle was a serve

by Mikeakia April 20, 2022

Leo

He is hot. He is sexy he is Leo, he probably lives in norway and has a long dick

Person 1: Wow thats a long dick

Person 2: Thats probably Leo's dick

by sjejd7d7duejCHICKENbdjdiwk8383 February 25, 2017

Leo

A truly ruthless and mean guy. He is short, as well as annoying. He annoy you, bullies you even if they have a crush on you. He likes sticking his tongue out. He tries to insult you, but gives you pringles. He also looks like a pig, with a tongue,always sticking out. He is a baby Jino, a emo guy who ALWAYS has his hoodie on. But Leo has a hat. Leo cries if you make him put his hoodie/ hat off, at the start of school.

Person1: OMG, did you see Leo today? He looked like a goat with a human head!!!
Person2: IKR -_- Can't believe he has a crush on me.

by Crying Kids July 2, 2018