vampire kitty

A cat that flys around spawning more vampire cats.

Cat: Oh sh*t Vampire Kitty

by sfgsas February 17, 2008

Soviet Kitsch

The third album made by Soviet born singer Regina Spektor, now living and performing in the U.S.

- Have you listened to the new Regina's Album - Soviet Kitsch?
- New? It was released in 2004, dude!

by ilya-42 October 18, 2008

pet the kitten

Slang for female female masturbation or any sex between a hand and a vagina.

Hey Lisa have you pet the kitten lately?
Brian, would you like to pet my kitten?

by zeldawarrior March 13, 2008

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

hello kitty girl

a girl who loves hello kitty but *might* be clinically insane

him: “omg hello kitty girls are insane”
hello kitty girl: “you’re so right baby, i would never burn a girl’s house down if she breathed in the same direction as you”

by strqwbunni January 18, 2023

kitten-killing

An internet slang term for masturbation

Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

by Siki November 15, 2003

kita bird

amazing legs and kind heart, amazing qualities of a sexy chika

did you meet anyone interesting at the club?

ya I met a kita bird

by chachanike February 18, 2009