José 

A fucktard that sucks hella dick and is a weapon, he takes bricks to school and laughs like a dumbass while at the same time loving any girl with a dick.

“Hey josé, don’t you want izzy’s Dick

“Yes”

José by UrbanHokage February 9, 2018

A Josef 

A Josef is simply losing your keys. Over and over again. On a weekly basis.

Person 1: Oh my God, I've lost my keys!

Person 2: Person 1 is pulling A Josef.

A Josef by ithinkiwonder April 9, 2008

Jose Ignacio 

botton who dates his best friend ex. Also he is very gay

Jose Ignacio: I'm dating your ex
Bff: he was gay?:0

Jose Ignacio by thisisforjose May 6, 2020

Juan Jose 

Juan Jose is a man with long hair who usually is Mexican and normally dies before his 40s. Juan Jose's are normally funny. The first Juan Jose worked in a circus. On his first day he let go if a rope too early and died. Most Juan Jose fail to get jobs or love life's.

Juan Jose isn't the best at every thing.

Juan Jose by Patricio Marti November 21, 2014

sloppy jose's 

When a guy goes down on a girl that slept with two or more guys that came inside her and tastes the other guys cum..

yo my boy went down on that chick and told me she tastes like a couple sloppy jose's

sloppy jose's by pingo de oro September 8, 2011

Josefina 

Roughly translates to “dumbass” in Latin. Can be shortened to “Dummy” or “Dumdum.”

*Latin lady cursing at her husband because he did something stupid* JOSEFINA

Josefina by RandomUsher July 3, 2018

Jose 

Faggot who sucks dicks a lot

You know him
Yes he is Jose the fag

Jose by Brathsolus October 28, 2013