Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia on The Daily Show: "Can I honestly tell you? Like, this isn't even really...the thing that's...like, they're fucking enjoying this, like the two of them: our president, their president, "I can't do it. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in fucking prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there." I know you guys don't care about this guy–I'm talking about these two–" {Donald Trump (USA) and Nayib Bukele (SLV)} "–but somebody else cares about this person, and you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, call him a terrorist."
by 7568ino April 20, 2025

by Kwlinsmann January 21, 2022

Being a Jon is when your gay friend will blame you for being homophobic. When actually he is just being a dick.
by THE SUSHI MASTER October 29, 2019

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018

Very smart intellectual Usually very friendly but also like to keep his distance You will love being around him but he won’t like being around you It’s a personal thing And don’t try him because he tends to take shit to the extreme and that’s not in your best intentions
by anonymous January 22, 2022

Jon is the sweetest boy with the biggest smile, he listens to a lot of music, and plays guitar. He seems very mysterious in public but under all of that he’s probably thinking about his girlfriend and his next snack.
Jon is so :3
by Thumperdough November 25, 2023
