Strain’n on the Jon

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.

Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?

by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021

Jon Phase

The time in a persons life when he/she likes a boy named Jon

Chris: "What's up with Carly and Jon?"

Ryan: "Carly is just in her Jon phase..."

by Antitorpiliko December 10, 2012

Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.

Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.

by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012

Jon

a fucking legend, a boss and the sex God, will fuck your crush and your girl, your sister and more he will also make you cry

RABDOM ASS DUDE:hey Jon
JON:kakapupu

by still_sour November 24, 2021

jon cass

Jon Cass

Jon Cass? Jon Cass!

by The Griggman November 23, 2021

Jon

Jon and everyone else would like you to stop posting your cringe ass name definition that was written by some ego maniac with the same name as you

Jon

by yonnyoy November 23, 2021

Jon-Claude

One of a kind name. As it belong to a one of a kind guy. Smart, handsome and strong. Not to mention he definitely has a large Pen*s and always ends up rich.

Hay Jon-Claude, take that big thing out your pocket.

by Oxford big Dicktionary November 23, 2021