Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.

If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.

by Americus Null-Dalit June 09, 2013

Jake Johnson

A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.

Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson

by Clarkey September 22, 2022

Logan Johnson

A very unique individual. They love food. Works at McDonald's. Often uses the term gimme food now or I kill you.

I wanna be a Logan Johnson when I grow up.

by Lil' jimmy December 22, 2018

Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls

Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts

by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023

Drew Johnson

When you wake a girl up in the middle of the night for a blowjob.

I came home last night and gave my girlfriend the Drew Johnson

by 2pointwhoa November 22, 2020

Pulling a Johnson.

Telling Goebbels style massive lies.

He promised to give lots of money but he was just pulling a Johnson.

by CrazyCatRescueMan September 01, 2019

Clay Johnson

When one’s hands are very voluptuous

Omg you have Clay Johnson hands that’s so plump

by Mömmymïlkers69 February 02, 2022