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johnson's law

When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.
Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.
by JohnnyBabes September 11, 2020
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Alec Johnson

WWE enthusiast, founder of M Courts, back-to-back Willie Mac champ
by Fish your Floppy June 15, 2016
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Flonson Johnson

When you get an erection while listening to any music performed by Waka Flocka Flame.
I was listening to "No Hands" the other day and all of a sudden I had a Flonson Johnson.
by ManusMallard May 9, 2023
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Visa johnson

Visa johnson is your mom 🤠
by Visa Johnson April 17, 2022
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Donald Johnson

Wow a hybrid between a prime minister and president! What fun.... the hair is tragic, so is the skin colour... oranges called they want they're colour back.
Person 1: paha that's a big orange oo and look at the dust

Person 2: nah that's a mix of Donald Trump and Bor is Johnson what a dick!
Person 1: true, hes a right Donald Johnson
by HayleyDog101 May 4, 2020
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Rohan Johnson

The 5'3" man who always pays for his food.
Rohan Johnson has taken yet another L.
by notrohan December 2, 2021
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meg johnson

no one:
meg johnson: i’m meg johnson
by gameninja2000 January 13, 2019
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