When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.
Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.
by JohnnyBabes September 11, 2020

by Fish your Floppy June 15, 2016

by ManusMallard May 9, 2023

by Visa Johnson April 17, 2022

Wow a hybrid between a prime minister and president! What fun.... the hair is tragic, so is the skin colour... oranges called they want they're colour back.
Person 1: paha that's a big orange oo and look at the dust
Person 2: nah that's a mix of Donald Trump and Bor is Johnson what a dick!
Person 1: true, hes a right Donald Johnson
Person 2: nah that's a mix of Donald Trump and Bor is Johnson what a dick!
Person 1: true, hes a right Donald Johnson
by HayleyDog101 May 4, 2020

by notrohan December 2, 2021
