The Joe Biden

Following a man around at a event till he has intercourse with you.

I did The Joe Biden to that dude last night.

by JosephRobinettBidenjr. January 17, 2023

Joe Biden

1) The 46th President of the United States.

2) To have a weak or indeterminate pull-out game.

"WTF Noah I'm not on the pill! Why do you have to wait all the way until a singular millisecond before you cum to pull out?!"

"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."

by An Audience July 21, 2024

Joe Biden

North Korea's 69th elected president
Rejected from art school in 1907 & 1908
Founder of both Nobel Prize and Roblox

Person 1: Who's Joe Biden's mum?
Person 2: JOE M...

by Real Joe Biden November 18, 2023

Joe Biden

The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.

Man, I popped 5 xanny bars last night and I was Joe Biden fucked up.

by Trip J 420 July 3, 2024

Joe Biden

A dementia ridden, ignorant, fool of a president.
A person who often stutters or forgets things.

Guy 1: Woah, look at that guy stuttering!
Guy 2: He must be Joe Biden.

Guy 1: How the fuck did Joe Biden win
Guy 2: I don’t know

by tundraisquitehungry November 19, 2023

Joe Biden

An ancient political figure that somehow won the presidential election in 2020. Ever since, wars been raging around the world and everything has been really expensive.

Damn, that Joe Biden guy really knows his stuff!

by Asterisk Potato November 22, 2023

Joe Biden's asshole cigars

literally

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024