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Dairy Jock

A gay jock who has very large beachball-sized pecs that make milk.
Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????
by Jockbreeder96 November 18, 2017
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Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.
Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!
by anitsanil November 28, 2017
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jocke

A dad that works at IKEA and buys alot och hallon cream for his sunburned son , he also has six doughters and they are all from Soumi.
Jocke buys hallon cream.
by Jocke destroyer March 19, 2018
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anime jock

An anime jock is an anime fan who does the following. They hate on weak main characters and talk down on them. You can see them in the comment section on an anime page. they say things like, "the MC is a wuss" "I hate the MC he is so weak." They just expect every main characters to man up and be strong and some would take the worse route expecting the MC to man up and be strong from the get go and shame them otherwise. An anime jock could also be a subtitle nazi shunning on people who honestly prefer dubs. they're like the anime fan's equivalent of the so called "cool" kids we hear about in school.
why do i have the funny feeling that these "Shinji is a wussy and blah blah blah weak MC" comments might have been made by a bunch of anime jocks?
by WPBhillbilly May 13, 2018
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jocks you

When somebody talks about you a lot they jock you.
"Linda is cool. Linda is so nice. Linda is so pretty "-tom

"Hey Linda tom jocks you"-jack
by oml.zebra June 14, 2016
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condom jock

A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms
Guy: ready to fuck
Slut: I'm only fucking if you got condoms
Guy: shit! Damn you're a condom jock
by BourbonWerber May 25, 2016
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Jock Daniels

Bartender! Stop fiddling with your sporran and pour me a Jock Daniels.
by Cheesemonger June 14, 2016
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