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Jocke

The type of Father who got 7 kids and work nightime for a taxi-company and building-company.

Loves a really cheap Rasberry-cream.

Always helps his kids with sports.
Pushes his kids to practice in the backyard.
His kids knees are often broke.
"What type of Father do you gonna be?"
"Hopefully, a Jocke"
by bbkya April 17, 2018
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Shock Jock

When your dick hits the electrical outfit. Often used in Canada

-By ABraveBoy
This guy shock jocked his dick like a phone charger!
by ABraveBoy March 12, 2022
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jock swagger

A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.
I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.
by ghcalico August 22, 2019
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Jock

"Wow, John is such a damn jock"
by strap for your jock January 18, 2020
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Jock

To "jock" someone is to ride too closely, as in trying to have an uninvited closeness or association.
"That toy is trying to jock LOD graffiti crew as though he's a bomber someone that does illegal graffiti."
by Mr. Flashback August 9, 2013
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Jock

To both Jet and Rock at the same time. Used to leave a scene/place.
- Hey let's jock.
- Sounds good
by Jucktan Philips December 8, 2021
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Jock Polmer

A little British boy with a British accent who drinks very British tea while eating British biscuits like a British man.
Why is he eating like that?

Like what? Like a Jock Polmer?
by Not a JackousTheGreat 2.0 January 24, 2019
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