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sweet italian fucking jesus!

You have your hair cut, coloured and styled in a top salon by a man wearing more make-up than you. He tells you the cost of your new barnet - you gasp, then mutter "'sweet italian fucking jesus!' I won't be coming back here again"
by Laura Wilson November 24, 2005
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Italian

Far from what Jersey Shore had led us to believe, Italians are not a clan of intoxicated orange people with bad tempers. Intead, they are a people who love to eat, love and live. They make up a majority of the most beautiful and talented people on the planet (and they're the best lovers).

This also happens to be the name of their language, one that is one of the most beautiful languages you will ever here (In line with French).
by BtimusTtimus August 25, 2010
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Italics

THESE are italics.
by Ra!naire August 22, 2010
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Italian Flag

when a girl and a guy have sex on some grass while the girl is on her period and once the guy sperms all the stains make the italian flag
green: grass stains
white: sperm
red: period blood
Dave: Me and my girl were in the woods last night, i totally made the italian flag with her

Erika: Kinky!!!

forest Italy sex Erika
by yorihiko April 9, 2009
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italian

simply put as the best people ever. me with my hispanic/italian/greek i stand proud and tall as an italian!
my dad is all those things. italian power!
by bubba jay July 8, 2007
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Italian wedding soup

When a chick gets fucked, and as a result has a pussy full of hot cum, hurries home and makes her boyfriend/ husband eat her out. The unsuspecting dude gets a mouth full of another guy’s salty man juice. (Opposite of the Italian breath mint ).

If that dude then fucks the girl, leaving even more man chowder in her coot, the whole process can be repeated with another guy (such as a chick screwing everyone at a party).
I think jimmy has been cheating on me, so I'm going to give him a little Italian wedding soup as revenge.

Hey dude, that blonde just let me go down on her! Oh yea, the same blond that I just left a huge load inside of twenty minutes ago?
by dr_munch'O'lot December 9, 2006
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italian

1. Conquerer of Greeks and Civilizer of Germans.
2. Anyone born or decended from someone born on the Italian penninsula - but only from Rome and southward of Rome.
3. Anyone else with style and class - which at the very least means that you don't eat at MacDonalds.
4. What all Gangsta rappers wannabe Gantsta.
What are ya gonna do.
by Jim Pasto July 20, 2008
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