Glow-face

Glow-face- n the illuminated face when using a tablet, smart phone, in the dark.

The kids went to bed early tonight but they all had glow-face for 20 minutes.

by WVIII May 23, 2018

face sat

When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.

Brian never goes out with us anymore because he is usually being face sat...

by dickdog75 November 30, 2011

Hobo Facing

To fuck someone in the face in order to give them your STD on purpose.

Guy 1: That bitch cheated on me and gave me herpes!
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs some hobo facing.
Guy 1: She bout to be hobo faced bro!

by Rammz July 29, 2012

Genocide Face

A girl who is stuck up, conceited and hard to talk to. One with facial features expressing those of who have witnessed the Armenian Genocide of 1915. One who is hard to communicate with or difficult to understand. Must express negativity and lack of smile.

Man, the other day i could not even talk to that girl she was such a Genocide Face i just walked away.

I Gave her a rose and she rejected my Generosity, shes such a Genocide Face.

by ARM&ELI February 22, 2011

Face crickets

Face crickets : That strange Facebook phenomenon which happens when you post the best, the funniest, the saddest, or the most profound status update ever, and receive no likes, no share, no comments and only "Face crickets" .

I announced my engagement on Facebook today, and got nothing but Face crickets.

by RSGarza64 August 25, 2013

Protractor Face

Ugly but with sharp features used as an insult. commonly used in PEI.

You and your friends all have protractor faces!!

by Shxhcjjcns January 17, 2015

Doorknob Face

A Doorknob Face is someone who should be respected and bowed down to. It seems like an offensive name which makes Doorknob Faces so much more humble and godly.

“Jack is so humble! He must be a Doorknob Face!”

by Wise Teller May 14, 2019