bum twinkle

Bum twinkle. It's where your asshole gets a itch on your inner rim!

Look at that mans bum twinkle

by Bum twinkle March 20, 2017

benefit bum

From the UK. Usually aged 18-25, shops at lidl or aldi, lives off government benefits in a council flat in Leeds, has three cheating exes and some have 5 children for the carers allowance money.

The females sometimes have big boobies in order to feed all their kids.

Heavy smoker, highly unattractive and obese, eats ready meals for every meal and washes it down with a 3 pound bottle of wine from the corner shop, has a very unoriginal British name like Sarah or Kai.

A certain comedian I don't know the name of made a song about this. Look up "shopping in lidl song"

A: Sigh. Sharon is such a benefit bum.
T: I know, right? I saw her nicking a lil tots push iron to pay for her ciggies.

A: Oye Oye!! Bloody hell that was my bike I'm gonna bloody kill her!

by TheSwaggyHobo November 28, 2019

Shooty bum

A sudden stabbing pain in your arse hole that causes you to stand up dramatically

Me:“Ooooooo ooo ooo ooohhhhh fuuuuck fuck fuck fuuuuuck ahhhhhhh “
Friend:wtf was that?!

Me : just had really bad shooty bum

by Jolly shmoe June 26, 2020

Bum Drum

The use of your behind as a musical instrument through slapping it with your hands.

Who needs to beatbox when there is the Bum Drum!

by spudolicious March 9, 2011

Bum Mister

A small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.

If you've been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very HOT, you would impliment your 'Bum Mister' to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.

by FinnyJ December 7, 2010

bum tax

As in a bum has to pay 15% percent of his or her income every month in a money order

this bum forgot to pay his bum tax now he'll get deported to the moon

by Cool Daddy o May 16, 2009

bum scruffler

max

max is a fat bum scruffler

by max4689 January 10, 2022