Heaven

Heaven is just a worse version than hell, like why would you wanna go there. You live forever with a old man who you cant even see but somehow hear, and also he has a son name "Jesus" and he is just a fucking jew. Like if your were a natzi and died then they would send you to hell, just cause they are affraid you would kill "Jesus" again.

Go to Heaven is bad.

by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021

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Seventh Heaven

June 7th is the day of nudes. Send those nudes and make some people’s days!! Make sure you show it off today.

Give him the seventh heaven l!!

by AbbiyeA June 7, 2021

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Binary heavens

The binary heavens is the Internet.

'Leesa downloaded it from the binary heavens.'

by Captain Ozone June 7, 2021

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heaven-oh

The teenage punker's way of saying 'hello'. (heaven-oh, hell-o, get it?)

'Hey there, Chi'
'Heaven-oh Lily'
'Oh oh, you're a freak. I'll just say bye-bye now...'

by Chimaira the pretty serial killer June 28, 2004

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Heaven Edit

It is the cleanest version of any song that contains explicit content that is unhealthy in any way, whether it has vulgar material, contains explicit and harsh language (not even mild swears), violent stuff, substances or other mature themes changing the lyrics (almost wholly) so that the banger music can still be enjoyed by anyone (esp. believers and children) without any trouble but the song might lyrically be entirely transformed to surrogate the original theme of the song or the same (Safe) plot can be depicted more healthily

There should have been a Heaven Edit of the Song Earth by Lil Dicky.

by Josilo1110 November 3, 2024

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Tears in heaven

Tears in Heaven: A transcendent masterpiece crafted by the legendary Eric Clapton, a poignant exploration of love, loss, and longing that resonates with anyone who has ever experienced profound grief. Clapton's heartfelt lyrics and haunting melody come together to create an emotional journey that’s nothing short of genius. The way he captures the essence of heartbreak and hope in this song is an unparalleled feat in songwriting. It’s as if Clapton reached into the depths of his soul, poured his pain onto the page, and emerged with a ballad that not only showcases his incredible talent but also cements his status as one of the greatest musicians of all time. So, let’s be real: if you’re not vibing with Tears in Heaven, are you even listening to music? Clapton’s brilliance is undeniable, and this song is a shining testament to his ability to touch hearts and inspire souls.

Colton: man, tears in heaven is such a great song. Can we just listen to it on repeat for four hours, and then praise Eric Clapton for writing this?

by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024

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