Hamstering

Verb: When a human or other animal draws liquid from a tube or nozzle type object in the same manner as a common hamster does with its water bottle apporatus in its cage.

He didn't have a cup to drink out of... so when no one was looking... he put his mouth up against the water cooler nozzle and became hamstering his drink.

by danehippie January 3, 2009

Satanic Hamster

Some guy who's nailed Joe Natoman's mom.

I mean, like, uNF uNF.

by Satanic_Hamster March 28, 2005

what's the haps

.. I had a friend in high school who would say this .. short for "What's happening?" .. saves one syllable and creates a noun .. actually it's use goes back to Shakespeare .. Hamlet at Ham IV.iii.70 "Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun."

Hey Man .. what's the haps?

by KarlLober January 26, 2018

hapstinence

When you have been celibate, but only by coincidence. You would like to be having sex, it just hasn't happened.

"Yeah, it's been a pretty long dry spell. No matter what I try, I'm stuck practicing hapstinence."

by southcounty05 January 14, 2017

hapsti

Person who uses linux and happens to be extremly horny

-I just installed linux
-So I can consider you a hapsti now?
-Maybe...

by hapsti. November 21, 2021

Hampster Horay

The act of making love to a hampster with a biro

I fucked my hampster so hard it coughed ink! Hampster Horay

by Hampshire3321 October 15, 2008

Hamster Tittie

the tittie area of a hamster. Also known as the funnest word when your blazed off your ass (:

Dude, your such a hamster tittie!

by Kristin skeetskeet August 9, 2008