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Half Jemima

this is the less extreme version of the Aunt Jemima gesture commonly made by some negro women and gay men meaning "don't go there girlfriend uhuh".
The gesture is made by placing one hand on the hip and using the other hand to waggle a forefinger in someones face, whilst concurrently swivelling your neck in the ancient egyptian style.
Damn woman don't you gop giving me no HALF JEMIMA, you aint my mama.
by dave namegah April 8, 2011
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Half Kosher

When a Jew will eat non Kosher meat like beef and chicken, but won't eat a non kosher animal like pork or prawns. Something secular Jews do as they think it's better than fully breaking kosher, when in reality there's no difference.
Don:Hey Emily would you like some of my ham and cheese sandwich?

Emily: No Don! I can't have that! It's not kosher!
Don: Erm, Emily you do know that sandwich you're eating is non kosher chicken right?
Emily: Yeah but I eat non kosher meat, just not non kosher animals.
Don: So you're half kosher.
by mrperson123 February 14, 2020
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Half Print

When your paper is half way in the printer and just STOPS. Usually when you have no ink, or a paper jam.
Juan: Hey amigo, did you get my fax? It's extremely important! Zane: NO! It's at a fucking half print. Fuck printers.
by Koryizzle November 1, 2009
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half-vaxxed

Term for people who got first shot of a vaccine but were too lazy and/or moronic to get the second, or waited too long so the 2nd would no longer be effective

Fusion of half-assed + vaccinated
"Hey, you know if Pete is vaccinated?" - Person 1
"Nah, he half-vaxxed it" - Person 2
by agamerwithemail1 May 8, 2021
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BEST HALF

(BEST HALF) Is a fe/male may have been known as a

(better half) but a best half represents A deeper feeling for your (BEST HALF)
Me and my (BEST HALF) are going on a trip to Florida.
by ONNY May 19, 2019
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Half-a-mara

A half-marathon.
My friend got up at 3:30 so she could run the Princess half-a-mara.
by pmd February 23, 2020
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Twins and a Half

When two people have similar birthdays and the third person has their birthday on one of the others half birthday.
by Depressed_llama January 29, 2020
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