Goose the cat

Goose the cat is a cat that has tentacles inside of him hes an alien and can eat anything.

Tim: Hows goose the cat?
Jim: *dead*
goose the cat: meow

Tim: okay then.

by Yooooooooooo21 April 12, 2019

Goose Flava

By direct definition, a giant wad of jizz or more specifically, goose semen..Also could be used as a curse word, like when you stub your toe.

I have a shit ton of work to do when I get home and I still havent cleaned the goose coop...fcking Goose Flava!!

by Soniccat5533 August 23, 2019

Goose

A goose that can steal literally ANY object that you are holding and you can't kill him.

Guy 1: Hey there, Guy 2! How is your day today?

Guy 2: Terrible. That damn goose stole my sandwich and threw it in the fucking water! He didn't even eat it!

by AlienMan33 November 27, 2019

Goose Neck Slam

When you're performing oral sex while the receiver is upside down. You flatulate into their nostrils

Jake: "Yo I totally Goose Neck Slammed that bitch on Friday"
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam

by KingJonk February 4, 2020

Goose Wayne

Gucci version of batman

Bro Goose Wayne followed me on twitter, gotta flex it to my hommies

by Goocci wayne March 28, 2020

Goose

A very annoying thing

(_*_)>
Its a goose!

by LAUGH HARDER May 7, 2020

Goosecetarian

A person that believes in The Great Mother Goose.

Human A: why do you have “Goosecetarian” listed in your bio?

Human B: because I believe in the great mother goose and her majestic randomness.

by A7hena June 30, 2020