GHETTO CALEB

THE GHETTO CALEB WITH 2 BIG BLACK BALLS AND A 51 INCH SCHLONG THAT CAN DESTROY A NA DEL

YOU KNOW A GHETTO CALEB IS AROUND WHEN YOU HEAR "YOU'S A HOE" PLAY

SMOKIN' CIGARETTES

GHETTO CALEB STOP SMOKIN' MY CIGARETTES

by GHETTO BRET BALLS March 31, 2021

Ghetto OSHA

1. (adj.) Attempts at OSHA compliance through jury-rigging, improvisation or DIY, (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from all but the Naziest of OSHA adherents.
2. (adj.) Non-compliant, but nice try. E for effort.

"Safety Third!" he yelled, middle fingers raised, as he charged into the smoky abyss wearing nothing but a sweaty, ghetto OSHA do-rag.

by Pretzilla November 15, 2018

Ghetto Hell

A mixed drink comprised of 4 parts Colt 45 and 1 part vodka.

Usually consumed in a humourous light as opposed to for actual enjoyment of the combination.

An easy way to become hammered quickly and with a few laughs along the way.

After a pint of Captain Morgan, ghetto hell sounded like a grand idea to the young lad.

by The Hambone November 6, 2009

Ghetto Treesh

A Ghetto Treesh is a woman that belongs to the streets. That also smokes heavily.

Ghetto Treesh she belongs to the streets.

That girl thinks smoking is attractive... she a ghetto treesh.

by TheGhettoooo September 24, 2019

Ghetto Rent

When you buy something from a store intending to abuse the stores lax return policy and return it after you use it for a short period of time.

Wal-Mart and Target are both good for this.

I had to ghetto rent a camera from Target to use on my vacation.

by acid_mojo September 29, 2011

Ghetto ambulance

1. When an acquaintance has too much of the wrong stuff at a party and is dumped at the front door of the emergency room

2. The vehicle used to perform said action

"Marty passed out from all the coke so they gave him the ghetto ambulance."

by VacuumVendor December 15, 2020

Ghetto Bjorn

When you use Hefty bags and bungee cords to hold your baby in the same manor as a baby Bjorn.

Yo bitch, where the ghetto bjorn at?

by ghettoblaster666 September 10, 2011