A person that may be weird/chill/outgoing on the outside But is one of the most caring and loving people you will meet, also they may know a absurd amount of random facts about a lot of different topics. But of course they can read you like a book because psychology is their name.
There goes gariese
by Gariese November 23, 2021

by Lemon Stollen February 10, 2025

On first impressions some may be drawn in by this man's superficial charm. Do not mistake charmy for smarmy, self righteousness, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, pompous, brainwashing ass hole.
"What a smug prick"
"ffs you going on about Gary again?"
The name Gary is derived from the word spear.
"ffs you going on about Gary again?"
The name Gary is derived from the word spear.
by The Potster May 5, 2018

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Getting Gary Juled is when you get the worst possible outcome in a game (not getting a single generator in dead by daylight or no team members on the MVP board in overwatch), so as punishment you have to listen to Gary Jules mad world
by Mr Fod October 22, 2022

Evonne Johnston's Soul M8, Best Friend, Dafty , Hunky Chunky monkey, Blue Eyed Softy, Con Man, Meanie, My Everything, My World AAF XXX
by anonymous October 7, 2024

by Wordsmitherybtw March 27, 2024
