Viking Funeral

Excellent sex after ending a relationship.

When a power couple decides to split up and send their relationship off with flaming hot sex.

Paid homage to our ended relationship last night with a Viking Funeral.

by VolcanicSiren January 28, 2018

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funnel

A device connected to a hose that is used to carry ones urine from the inside, to the outside of my dad's garage.

"Look out man, I gotta use the funnel."

"Don't forget to flush."

by chig June 15, 2004

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finner

A variation of the word finger for people who either don't like articulating the letter "g" or can't.

Person A: I'm pokin' you with my finner.

Person B: I'll rip your finner off if you keep that up.

by Dagx December 12, 2007

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Funeral for a Friend is not some gay ass band that all these definitions claim.

It is a song performed and co-written by Elton John. It is an epic 10:41 song, off the album Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, that may be the most smokin' tune ever.

You have not heard music if you haven't heard this song

Guy A: Have you heard Funeral for a Friend?

Guy B: Yea, man, they are so emo and rock

Guy A: No, you fucking fag, have you heard Funeral for a Friend?

Guy C: He's talking about the Elton John song you douchebag

Guy B: Oh, I suck cock so I didn't know

by Drakizzle January 9, 2008

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FUNderstanding

Resigned acceptance or tolerance of an act which is fun for one party but not another.

"You guys can have a knife fight outside of the liquor store, it's okay, i FUNderstand."

by Casey Arney February 18, 2004

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funeral whore

This is what you call a person who attends numerous funerals without any connection to the family or the deceased. Only shows up to pretend they care and drum up business and to be "seen".

Jane: Josh left early yesterday to attend that young girl's funeral.

Mildred: What did she die of?

Jane: He didn't know. He is such a funeral whore.

by sweet cordelia brown April 1, 2012

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